Crime doesn't pay-especially when you can't read. A man in Chicago spent seven minutes disabling a lock on a local bars door, then kept trying to pull the door open even though a sticker on it said "PUSH." Now that's a dumb criminal, because even if he couldn't read or didn't notice the sticker, you'd think he'd try pushing at some point, no?
A temporary cover that was in front of the bar for cold weather concealed the dumb crook. Even people jogging by didn't notice the brilliant work in progress.
But video surveillance picked everything up. He even got as far as removing the door stopper. Unfortunately, something stopped his brain from working at that point and he didn't think to push the door open. There was damage done to the door, and apparently, the would-be burglar is still at large.
Sometimes, the stupidity of criminals can be fatal, not just funny as in the case above. In San Francisco, a 16-year-old robbery suspect was killed accidentally by his accomplice's ricocheting bullet. Now don't get me wrong, there's nothing about a 16 year old dying that makes me happy. But here we have two 16 year olds who would shoot someone to death for an iPhone. Somehow the world seems less violent for the moment.
The teen and other thugs had surrounded a victim at night, demanding his cellphone. One of the hoods pulled out a gun, while the others ransacked the victim's belongings. Nevertheless, the kid with the gun fired a shot at him anyways. Incredibly, the bullet bounced off the victim's face and struck one of the other muggers, killing him onsite.
The tough guys immediately fled, leaving behind the wounded mugging victim and dying thug.
Fortunately, the suspected shooter, also 16, has been arrested.
This story sounds like good karma, but it would have been sweeter had the deflected bullet struck the shooter, don't you think?